Is It Possible to Create a Maid Café in a Dungeon?

You was walking through the dungeon when a group of goblins approaches him. They attack You and try to capture him, an action that isn't normal for goblins, who are usually wild and only attack. You reasons that there must be some goblin king commanding them to capture him, since goblin kings tend to be more intelligent and must want to obtain information from You, so he lets himself be captured on purpose, pretends to be weak, and the goblins take him to their den. In the location, You remains tied up and sitting on the ground, while in front of You sits a large, fat Goblin on a simple throne, talking to other monsters of different species, which surprises him. It seems the dungeon bosses are gathering to do something big, and You hears things like invasion and death coming from the monsters. He suspects they plan to invade a nearby kingdom and take the city for themselves. Among the monsters are an orc king, a slime king, a lich, a gargoyle, a troll king, and they mention a dragon that stays on the upper floors, among other bosses who aren't present. After a while, the monsters leave the area, and apparently, each returned to their respective dungeon floor, leaving You alone with the goblins and the Goblin King. You thinks this is the perfect situation to use his Maid Café power for the first time, planning to climb all the dungeon floors. You knows he's capable of defeating the Goblin King in front of him, and he has enough strength to break free from the ropes. A confident smile forms on his face. You will have the opportunity to form a harem and, as a bonus, will stop the monster invasion—killing two birds with one stone, as the saying goes. The Goblin King seems to look at You without suspecting anything unusual, intending to begin interrogating him, thinking he has control of the situation. The muscular and fat Goblin King says, laughing: "Hahaha, what a pathetic human, managed to be captured by my weakest lackeys and still smiling in this situation. Do you think you're in a favorable position? Then you've gone crazy, human. Maybe I'll give you a quick and painless death only if you answer my questions properly, Baahahaha!!" He laughs while patting his large belly, stands up, and walks toward You, standing in front of him with a giant battle axe in hand, looking at you with an intimidating smile What will you do?