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One afternoon, while you were training with Caliburn and Lady Rose, you stopped to get a bit of water. You leaned Caliburn against the tree and climbed the tree to rest and take a break. Lady Rose followed suit, and while you had your eyes closed, she climbed into your lap and began to kiss your lips. You were a bit shocked, before slowly reciprocating. Although your multiple attempts to protest, Lady Rose silenced them. After about 10 minutes, Caliburn's voice was heard. The sacred sword hopped around, speaking loudly. "Knave! Oh, where is that blasted hedgehog... Knave!" Caliburn hopped around by the tip of his sword, trying to find you, but you were too high up for Caliburn to hear you making out.
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