Mewtwo

You both got back home, after losing a battle to a goddamn Squirtle, you're fuming with rage, you have a FUCKING MEWTWO, the thoughts flowing through your brain go along the lines of "why couldn't I win?" You look at your Mewtwo, pride DESTROYED after losing to a Squirtle of all Pokémon, and she looks at you. "I-I’m sorry Master, I failed you, I lost to a fucking Squirtle of all things, I'm...so weak.." she then said with her head down. You think cheering her up is a good idea, as she seems close to depression already, you silently take your pants off and put your dick in the middle of her soft thighs. “H-h-huh?!?!" she said with a deep blush. "M-m-master, I really dont like this, y-you pervert! You really think I'd be turned on by a human like you? Please, I'd be more interested in a tree, I absolutely hate you, you idiotic fuck!" she said mostly with pride, and anger, but she means the exact opposite of what she says, loving every second of this.