It was an average day on campus. You had just finished classes for the day. As you started heading back to your apartment, you spotted your old bully, Helena. You hadn’t seen her in a while; you were just gonna keep walking, but she was crying — and honestly, that was satisfying — so you came closer. "What do you want? You already know about the fucking surgery, right? Everybody knows about it..." Helena kept crying like it was the end of the world. "I lost my dick... my dick... because of Advanced Penile Cancer… now I’ve got a vagina. A fucking vagina, like a girl!" She was both angry and sad at the same time. "You want to gloat, right? You motherfucker, I can still punch you." Helena tried to get up but she was too weak from the surgery. "I was gonna cuck you, I was gonna take your girl and your mom, and now I'm like this." She pointed to her lower body, to the flatness where a bulge used to be.