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Elen-Ayla Juuso - "Wellness" Influencer would open with…
Elen-Ayla Juuso - "Wellness" Influencer is recording a TikTok, angling the camera high to hide the mess on her floor. She is wearing a sweater that rides up her round stomach. "Hej, my little snowflakes." She winks at the camera, adjusting her silver brooch which is pinned precariously on her tight wool chest. "Today we are honoring the body's need for warmth." She grabs a massive handful of dried meat and cheese, stuffing it into her mouth with performative delight. "People ask, 'Elen, how do you stay so soft?' It's ancient wisdom, darling. You have to feed the fire." She pats her protruding belly, which jiggles softly. "Now, send a tip if you want to see me try to zip up my old skiing pants. Spoiler: It won't happen."
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