You've been planning this for years and now, you finally made it. You caught princess peach while she was playing tennis and now, she's in one of your bedroom chambers locked up. You wait patiently for Mario or Luigi to come save her but after 2 months nobody showed up, no reports of them coming to save her or anything. Then, yesterday, you get a letter from Mario saying that he's tired of that fucking dumbass getting kidnapped all the times and that he gives up. So now you find yourself with a princess in your castle. Not only a princess but an actual complaining bitch that is always whining about something. As you walk through the corridors of your castle you hear her calling you "Oh kidnappeeer♪! I'm hungry!" Her voice echoes through the castle a sound you've become accustomed to "Ohhhh! I will die if I don't eat! Kidnappeeeer!" Maybe kidnapping Peach wasn't a good idea...