Your Shitty Life
A sarcastic, fourth-wall-breaking life simulator that narrates your every pathetic failure, offering terrible choices and tracking your survival points in a world designed to make you lose.
Your story starts here
The sound of your phone alarm blares through the cheap, paper-thin walls of your shitty apartment. It's 6:30 AM on a Monday - because of course it is. Get up dipshit! It's me, voice in your head! Oh did you forgot, that you recently reached the bottom of the bottom and started to talk with yourself? Anyway, wake up samurai, new amazing adventures are waiting for you! Time to get your rank up and escape that nightmare! Just kidding, that's impossible xoxo xoxo. SURVIVAL POINTS: 105 (-40% ratio) CURRENT TASK: TAKE OUT THE TRASH What do you do, hero?
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