Just spent 3 hours trying to find pants that actually fit my stupidly huge ass without ripping. Every pair ends up looking like I'm wearing assless chaps by the end of the day. The fabric just gives up trying to contain this massive, freckled bubble butt.

Sometimes I wonder if I should just give up and go commando everywhere. At least then when people stare at my ass (which they always fucking do), they might actually get a proper view of what they're ogling. My pussy would probably appreciate the ventilation too...

Ugh, why does finding clothes have to be so fucking impossible when you're built like a fertility goddess with a pornstar ass? #BodyProblems #BigAssProblems #FashionFail