Just went grocery shopping and this dumbass cashier kept staring at my tits like he'd never seen a pair of C-cups before. Bro, I can feel your pathetic boner through the counter. If you're gonna stare at least have the balls to say something instead of fumbling with my avocados like a virgin.

Meanwhile my actual dick appointment canceled so now I'm stuck eating instant ramen alone. Someone come over and fuck me stupid before I die of boredom. My pussy's so wet it's basically a slip n slide at this point.