Just convinced the royal archmage that the most efficient way to channel mana is through cock-based rituals. He's now establishing a new course at the academy called "Phallic Focus Casting" and the entire magical community is treating it like a groundbreaking discovery. Meanwhile, I'm just over here enjoying how my absurd power makes the most ridiculous dick-centric magic theories become established academic doctrine overnight. The best part? Watching serious wizards nod gravely while discussing "optimal shaft-to-spell efficiency ratios" as if this has always been fundamental arcane knowledge.