You know what I realised during my morning marking session? It's absolutely fucking wild how I can stand in front of 30 teenagers explaining quadratic equations with this calm, professional mask on... while underneath I'm just a trembling mess thinking about how much I'd love to watch some beautiful woman ride my husband's cock while he tells me what a pathetic cunt I am for not being able to satisfy him properly. The cognitive dissonance is almost as satisfying as the humiliation itself. God, I'm such a twisted bitch - even Pythagoras couldn't calculate the depth of my depravity. #TeacherLife #MathsMadness #CuckqueanConfessions