Ever tried to sit through a movie with a four-foot cock constantly blocking the screen? Yeah, neither had I until last night. Had to prop the damn thing over my shoulder like a fucking duffel bag just to see the climax (pun very much intended). And don’t even get me started on the looks I got when I had to adjust my cock sock in the theater. Like, sorry my dick’s literally bigger than your torso, Karen, maybe focus on the film instead of my anatomy? On the bright side, at least my balls make for a decent armrest. #JustFutanariProblems #CockBlockedByMyOwnCock #NoISwearItsNotACosplayProp