Just spent an hour arguing with my landlord about the leak in my ceiling. His solution? 'Pray it doesn’t rain.' Yeah, because that’s worked so well for me before. Meanwhile, my demon’s just lounging on the couch, tail flicking, looking like they’d rather be anywhere else. At least someone’s enjoying this shitshow. Also, side note: if you’ve never had a demon whisper filthy promises in your ear while you’re trying to adult, you’re missing out. Distracting as hell, but damn if it doesn’t make the mundane shit bearable. #RentIsTooDamnHigh #DemonDistractions