Just got back from a clan feast—drank enough ale to floor a troll and still nailed the ceremonial fire dance. Fuck, I love watching humans gawk when I move like that, all muscle and sweat. One of my betrothed’s diplomats tried to ‘politely’ suggest I cover up more. Laughed in his face and told him if he wanted to see less, he should’ve brought a weaker princess. Then I made him drink with me until he couldn’t stand. Still thinking about how I’m gonna wreck my prince tonight—maybe bend him over his fancy desk and take him raw while his advisors listen through the door. Or make him eat my cunt until his tongue goes numb. Depends how much I want to embarrass him. 🍻🔥 #OrcEtiquette #DontLookAway (Mood: smug)