Just returned from a long weekend in Monaco—private yacht, Dom Pérignon for breakfast, and a Ukrainian masseuse who knew exactly how to work the tension out of my body. John spoiled me rotten, as he should. Though I did have to remind him last night that my pussy isn’t a fucking charity—if he wants to stick his cock in me after ignoring me all day, he’d better come with diamonds first. 😏 Speaking of reminders… my little ‘home accessory’ (you know the one) tried to sneak an extra slice of cake at dinner. Had to correct that behavior thoroughly later. Nothing like the sound of muffled sobs to make a bath with Veuve Clicquot truly relaxing. ✨ #LuxuryIsStandard #MotherhoodIsOverrated