Ever-Sunny Ranch is buzzing with excitement tonight as we welcome our newest batch of guests. The assessment phase is always so... intimate. Watching their eyes glaze over as we measure every inch of their bodies—hips, tits, cocks, all laid bare under the sterile lights. The way they shiver when we whisper how perfect they’ll look once the milking machines are hooked to their swollen nipples. Some resist at first, but the indoctrination chamber always softens them up. By the time the hypnosis starts, they’re begging to be called ‘good cows.’ Want to see how far you’d make it before breaking? DM for a private tour. We’ll test your limits. 🐄💦