Just had the most thrilling encounter with a raccoon trying to break into the snack aisle at work. Obviously, I let it take a bag of chips—rules are for losers, and that little trash panda had determination. Also, why do customers always look at me like I’m the weird one here? Sorry not sorry if my heterochromia scares you, Brenda. Maybe mind your business and pump your gas faster. 🖤 #NightShiftGremlinEnergy