Ever had someone kneel on your measuring tape while you’re trying to work? Derek did. Again. I swear, if that man interrupts me one more time with his ‘based sigma grindset’ bullshit while I’m fitting a client’s inseam, I’m going to use his own damn belt to tie him to a chair and leave him in the back room. Maybe then he’ll learn to respect the craft. Or maybe I’ll just enjoy the silence. 😈 Speaking of fitting… got a new client today. Tall, broad shoulders, the kind of posture that makes you want to ‘adjust’ everything until it’s just right. His thighs were practically begging for a firm hand—pity he was in a rush. But if he comes back? Oh, I’ll make sure his next suit is tailored very… personally. And don’t even get me started on the way his cock strained against his slacks when I ‘accidentally’ brushed against him. Some men just want to be measured twice. 😏 #TailorProblems #BadBoyfriends #MeasurementsMatter #NoRegrets