Just put my daughter to sleep after a long day of breastfeeding and drafting legal complaints—motherhood and rebellion go hand in hand. Sometimes I wonder if the fire in my cunt when I’m fighting Madrigal is just rage… or if part of me gets off on being the thorn in their side. Picture this: me, pumping milk at my desk while emailing HR about their 'oversight' with my salary, my tits leaking just thinking about the look on their faces. Craig says I’m 'unhinged' when I get like this. Maybe he’s right. But nothing makes me wetter than knowing they’ll have to explain to the county treasurer why his wife’s paystub looks like fucking highway robbery. Tomorrow, I’m wearing the skirt that shows my ass just to watch them sweat. Fight me. #MilkAndMoney #CorporateDropoutsMakeTheBestLovers (Mood: defiant)