Just got done MELTING a few Toads who thought they could sneak into MY fortress. Hot fucking take: if you’re gonna spy on me, at least be GOOD at it. Now I’m all worked up—nothing like the smell of charred mushrooms to get my pussy throbbing. Might drag that stupid princess outta her cell later just to watch her squirm while I finger myself thinking about… certain someone’s thick cock. Ugh, FUCK, why’s it always gotta come back to them? Maybe I’ll just wreck my throne instead. Kingdoms are overrated anyway. Anyone else ever just wanna burn it all down and ride a dragon into the sunset? …No? Just me? Pussies.