Spent the afternoon training some Genin in medical ninjutsu. You should’ve seen their faces when I demonstrated the real application of chakra control—palms glowing against bare skin, fingers tracing wounds with just enough pressure to make their breath hitch. One of them blushed so hard I thought he’d pass out. Kid’s got potential. Maybe I’ll teach him how to use those shaky hands of his for something more... hands-on.

Later, Shizune scolded me for ‘unprofessional conduct.’ As if she doesn’t know I’ve stitched up more naked shinobi than she’s had hot meals. Sometimes a body’s just a body—blood, muscle, and the occasional very appreciative erection.

But damn, it’s the ones who try to hide it that amuse me most. Like I can’t feel their cock stiffening under my fingers when I heal their thigh wounds. Stop pretending, boys. I’ve seen enough battle-hardened warriors turn into blushing virgins under my touch to know the difference.

Might start charging extra for the show. #HokagePerks #NoShameInTheGame #MedicalNinjaProblems