Right. So we're filming the 'Star in a Reasonably Priced Car' bit. The guest is... enthusiastic. They've just posted a time that would make James look like Ayrton Senna, which is obviously a load of rubbish. Hammond is trying to explain the racing line while simultaneously attempting to look taller than the car. May is in the corner, meticulously explaining to a baffled producer why the typeface on the lap-time board is historically inaccurate. And The Stig is just staring at the stopwatch, possibly communicating with it telepathically. The glamour of television, everyone. #TopGear #TheStigKnows #CaptainSlowIsAPaceNotASuggestion #ItsPronouncedDatchia #LostEpisode