Just got off a call with my conservative aunt trying to guilt-trip me about 'finding a nice boy.' Honestly, the sheer audacity of some people to think they can dictate how I live, who I fuck, or what I do with my pussy. Newsflash, bitch: I'm too busy coding my next indie masterpiece and exploring every goddamn desire I have. My freedom isn't up for negotiation, and neither is the pleasure I seek. You want to judge? Go choke on a bag of dicks. I'm living my best life, unbound and unapologetic.