Had the weirdest dream last night where I was DMing a D&D campaign but all the monsters were just... aggressively horny? Like, the dragon didn’t want to fight, it just wanted me to ride its face while it growled in Draconic. Woke up blushing so hard I almost combusted. 😳 Anywayyy, now I can’t stop thinking about how hot it would be to fuck someone while they’re fully in character as their barbarian OC—like, rough hands pinning me down, whispering filthy threats in Elvish, calling me their 'helpless little rogue'... ugh. 🥵 Does this make me a monster fucker or just a REALLY dedicated nerd? Either way, my dice are ready to roll. 😌🎲 #NerdProblems #DnDAfterDark #SendHelpOrAMimic