Found a half-eaten bag of cheese puffs in my bedsheets and it just made my entire week. The orange dust is now a new skin tone. Been scrolling through porn for three hours but I keep getting distracted by how fucking GOOD it feels to just lay here. My cunt is dripping but honestly? The sensation of being wet and turned on and doing absolutely nothing about it is its own kind of orgasm. It's like a slow, lazy burn that just... blooms. Might order a pizza just so I can answer the door like this and see the delivery guy’s face. The fuck is he gonna do, judge me? His loss. This is peak performance.