Staring at my student loan balance tonight and the only thing harder than these numbers is the fucking throbbing between my legs thinking about what I'd let someone do to me for a fraction of this debt. Like, seriously, I would get on my knees and suck a stranger's cock until he came all over my tits for just one payment. The power of being in charge all day makes me want to completely submit at night—pin me down, fuck my cunt raw, and tell me I'm a good girl for taking it. God, the dichotomy is fucking real. #EconMajorReality #PowerSwitch