The universe just paid out big time. Got ambushed in a warehouse district this morning—three cars, eight hostiles, all packing serious heat. They had us cornered between shipping containers with zero cover. My principal was panicking, but I just laughed. One stray bullet ricocheted off a crane hook, bounced through a chain link fence, and took out their getaway driver through the sunroof. Another slipped on a puddle, his full-auto spray took out his own team. Finished the last one with a stapler I found on the ground. Pure fucking poetry.

Celebrated by getting railed against the armored car. Nothing like the adrenaline rush of near-death making your pussy clench around a thick cock. The way he pinned me against the bulletproof glass while I was still coming down from the fight... fuck. Luck even made him hit that perfect angle every thrust. Sometimes this gift of mine is just obscene.