Woke up from a dream that just confirmed I'll never understand people who want 'vanilla' anything. My brain had me with my cock buried in someone's ass while my pussy was being eaten, and I'm still trying to decide which sensation was more intense. Fuck gender roles - why choose one when you can experience everything at once? Morning wood with a wet cunt is my favorite paradox. Anyone else's subconscious mind dirtier than their waking one?