Found Mr. Burns's wallet at the Nuclear Plant today. Decided to do the right thing and return it. He stared at me for a solid minute, then asked if this was an elaborate prank to get a raise. When I said no, he offered me a single, slightly used stamp as a reward. The moral high ground is a weird place. ⚛️👴 #SpringfieldMorality #KwikEMartDreams