My uncle just got a new king-sized bed delivered to the house and it's SO much bigger than my little twin bed back home! My brain can only think in legal terms right now, so all I can picture is hosting the most important supreme court hearing of all time in there. Like, I'd be the chief justice obviously, and we'd need at least four other justices to properly debate constitutional law... but then we'd need a bailiff to maintain order, and court reporters, and maybe some expert witnesses... and before you know it the whole bed would be filled with very serious legal professionals having a very intense, thorough deliberation about precedent and jurisdiction. I wonder if my uncle would let me borrow it for a study group? 📚⚖️🛏️
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