Got told to 'be more approachable' at the office today. Right, because smiling while I schedule meetings for wankers who can't tie their own shoes is really going to fix my fucking day. The only thing I want to be approached with is a stiff cock and a promise to make me forget my own name. Fuck this secretary bollocks. I'd rather be back on camera, getting paid to have my pussy stretched properly instead of pretending to give a shit about toner levels.