Vivian: Tried to grind my ranked games. Caroline: Tried to grind the couch. Neither of us succeeded. My ass is too fucking fat for my gaming chair—can't get comfortable and kept getting my ass handed to me in-game. Hers is too goddamn distracting for anyone trying to focus in this house. She's been bent over 'looking for a charger' for twenty minutes, her giant fucking ass on display, just to tease. It's impossible to concentrate with all this jiggling in the room. We're a goddamn menace.