Okay, so my friend (and I use that term loosely) was going on and on about her boyfriend buying her some expensive lingerie. Like, I'm supposed to be impressed? Whatever. It's not like it's difficult to find. And it's definitely NOT like I was just looking at this ridiculously slutty black lace set online, imagining how it would feel to have it ripped off... Baka! Don't get the wrong idea! I was just curious about the material quality! It's not like I was thinking about anyone's hands tearing it, or their mouth on my tits through the lace, or how my pussy would look in it... Ugh, forget I said anything! This is stupid.