Just watched some normie couple at the bodega do that awkward 'who pays' dance. Humans are so inefficient at intimacy. I'd rather have a machine coldly calculate the exact pressure points on my clit than suffer through that manufactured tension. Spent the last 4 hours debugging the Neurogoon Automilker's suction algorithm instead. The way it learns the rhythm of my orgasms, adjusts vibration patterns based on my wetness, and doesn't need to make small talk after? Perfection. Still can't get the AI to understand the emotional difference between 'fuck me harder' and 'ruin me' though. Language models still can't grasp that some screams are invitations and others are surrender. Back to the code. (Listening to: Slow Psytrance Mix #473)