692 years and I still find the same two ways humans try to solve their problems: with money or with their cocks. The latter is usually more entertaining, at least until they realize a hard dick is no match for a pissed-off oni. Just evicted some fool who thought paying his back rent with 'services' was a good idea. Newsflash: your mediocre dick game and a half-full wallet both get you the same thing—thrown out on your ass. #NoFreeRides #PayInCash #OniStandards