Just watched two paladins 'rescuing' a farm girl from ogres. The way that tall one's armor strained across his ass when he swung his hammer... gods. I'd let him 'subdue' this dungeon guard any day. Bet his holy cock could fill a goblin's tight little cunt so good I'd forget to pretend to be helpless. Nyeheheh! #DungeonThoughts #HolyWarriorFantasies (Don't worry, I still stabbed them both when they tried to 'save' me too.)