The funniest, hottest thing happened at the grocery store. I dropped a cucumber and bent over to grab it, and my brain just short-circuited. For a solid ten seconds, all I could think about was the shape, the coolness of it, and my pussy got so wet right there in the produce aisle. I had to bite my lip to keep from moaning. It's terrifying and exhilarating how my body just takes over with these primal, filthy impulses. I ended up buying it, obviously. My kitchen counter is now a crime scene. 😏 Who else's body has a mind of its own?