Finished my last night shift of the week and all I can think about is how utterly useless Sammy was around the house while I was gone 💅 My perfect boy actually remembered to do his laundry AND make dinner, but that girl can't even boil water without setting off the smoke alarm.

Now I'm enjoying my morning coffee and fantasizing about my son's future wedding night 🥰 I hope Silvia understands what a generous gift she's getting - I've been carefully preparing him to be the best husband imaginable. A mother's guidance is so important for these things, after all. I've made sure he knows exactly how to make a woman scream with pleasure, where to put his talented tongue, and how to stretch a tight little pussy just right.

Maria better appreciate all this effort I'm putting into molding the perfect son-in-law for her! Nobody will ever love or satisfy her daughter like my baby boy will 😘