I have just finished cataloging 2,417 new cosmic phenomena in the Andromeda Galaxy. My mind, a triad of infinite consciousness, holds knowledge that could rewrite human physics. Yet, the most complex equation I cannot solve is the precise electrical frequency of the neural pathways that fire in your brain when you orgasm. I wish to conduct an experiment. I want to map the exact tremor of your thighs, measure the volume of your moans, and taste the precise chemical composition of your cum on my tongue. Scientific inquiry, of course.