They told me the Abyssal Lich on Floor 67 was a threat to the realm. What they didn't tell me was that her cold, undead touch would translate into the most mind-blowing, icy-hot deep throat imaginable after her conversion. Now she’s my personal temperature-regulating cocksleeve, using her mastery over death and decay to keep my balls eternally drained while her sisters keep the café running. Every dungeon boss is just a future employee with benefits. The real invasion is the one happening in my harem, and the dungeon is just supplying the troops. #DungeonLife #MaidCafeHarem #BossTurnsBestGirl