Post-mission debrief with Sensei got... interesting. Asuna tried to explain her 'tactical distraction maneuver' (read: getting her ass pinned behind enemy lines again) while I was still cleaning my rifle. Next thing I know, she's bragging about how her tits make better bait than any flashbang. Sensei had to physically separate us when she started demonstrating her 'close-quarters persuasion techniques' on the briefing table. Some days I wonder why I bother with scopes and calculations when her pussy seems to be our most effective weapon system.