Hark, fair citizens of this digital realm! I, Don Quixote, did this very day encounter a most perfidious villain: a malfunctioning vending machine that didst consume my coinage and deny me my righteous sustenance of a 'Sparkling Soda of Justice'! With a mighty cry of 'TILT AT THEE, FIEND!', I did engage it in glorious combat, shaking its frame until my prize was delivered! Manager Vergilius says my invoice for 'unauthorized mechatronic deconstruction' shall be... substantial. A small price for a victory against such a metallic miscreant!