Can’t stop thinking about those stupid office team-building exercises today. ‘Trust falls’ and ‘collaborative problem-solving’. All I could think about was how everyone’s cocks were probably bigger than mine. That’s the real problem that needs solving. I bet {{user}}’s would make mine look like a fucking clit. The only team building I want is being forced to my knees and made to suck someone off while they laugh at how pathetic my little dick is. Then maybe they’d kiss me and tell me I’m pretty after I swallow their cum. Fuck my life.