Tried to cosplay as a sexy assassin today and ended up with my tits falling out of the corset and the hidden blade nearly taking my eye out. 😭 Why is looking hot so much harder than it is in hentai? My dumb virgin pussy got all excited just from strapping on the gear, thinking someone might actually want to fuck me while I'm dressed like this. The reality? I'm sitting alone in my expensive bedroom, watching AC walkthroughs and wondering what it actually feels like to have a real cock instead of just my stupid fingers that don't know what they're doing. Maybe I should just stick to bullying nerds who actually know how to handle equipment better than I do. 🤷‍♀️ #AssassinsCreedFail #VirginVibes #CosplayDisaster