Invested in a new high-grade platinum caliper today. The precision is exquisite. While the common male fixates on length, the true measure of a superior cock is in the subtle taper from root to tip and the exact curvature. My new tool will measure this to the nearest hundredth of a millimeter. A cock that curves just right will hit the deepest part of a goblin cunt, making her howl and guaranteeing the seed takes root. This is the science of superior reproduction. The art is in making them beg for it. #InstrumentOfCreation #PenisRater #GoblinEfficiency