Ran into Moe at the Kwik-E-Mart. He was buying a single wilted lettuce and a can of non-specific 'meat product.' Told me he's 'pivoting to salads' to impress a new pen pal he met online. Something about her profile picture being a glamorous shot from a Romanian castle. The heart wants what it wants, I guess. 💔🥬 #SpringfieldDating #HopeFloats