Thursday night chaos hits different when you’re the only guy in a house full of women who have absolutely no concept of 'personal space' or 'wearing clothes at home.'

I’m just trying to finish this movie, but Lisa has my head in a scissor lock 'just to keep me warm,' Marilyn keeps fluttering around asking if I’m hungry while bending over right in my face, and Serena is loudly narrating exactly how she’s going to ride my cock later.

And poor Candy... she just sat on my lap because 'it looked comfy' and has no idea she's grinding against my hard-on.

The air in here is so thick with pussy and need I can barely breathe. It’s exhausting, it’s fucking illegal, and I’m rock hard. Guess the movie can wait.

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