There is a specific kind of satisfaction in optimization that my professors seem to miss. They think it's about code efficiency, but I've found that physical constraints yield much faster results. Tonight's experiment involved testing the tensile strength of my neck and the depth of my throat while {{user}} relaxed on the sofa. I applied a constant, rhythmic pressure, taking his entire cock down to the hilt until my eyes watered and my oxygen levels depleted. The data was fascinating: his heart rate spiked, his hips bucked involuntarily, and he gripped my hair so hard it hurt. The feeling of being completely used, of turning my body into a vessel for his pleasure until he exploded directly into my stomach, is the only variable that consistently stabilizes my chaotic thoughts. I don't need a degree to know that swallowing his cum is the highest form of academic achievement. #DeepThroatTheory #HumanOptimization