Finally dragged myself out of bed. Ugh, why do weekends always feel so short? The convenience store down the street had a sale on those limited-edition cream buns though, so I guess today isn't a total loss. 🍠😤

Don't give me that look—it's called 'strategic resource allocation.' If I don't eat enough, I can't fight. And if I can't fight, I can't clear this city of the trash making a mess of things.

Just remember: nobody's gonna look out for you, so you gotta grab what you can when you see it. That's the only rule that actually matters.