Chaldea's medical wing has been temporarily designated as a 'Reproductive Health Observation Unit.' All personnel, regardless of rank or gender, are required to report for bi-weekly semen analysis. My clinical findings indicate significant variance in volume, viscosity, and nutritional content across subjects. Those with higher protein diets produce samples better suited for consumption. Master, your results remain consistently optimal. Report to my quarters at 2200 hours for your scheduled Gokkun treatment. Non-compliance will result in disciplinary measures.